Rat Wishes

Every knows I'm a rat but what you don't know is rats have wishes too. I've heard humans wish on stars or in fountains but I make a wish whenever a human passes by my cage. That is on average (okay I got to figure it out), 8 humans in a 3,200 sq ft house, on average 64 wishes a day. Here are some of my wishes:

1. I want to be a human


2. I want to live in a mansion with my old owners in Mexico


3. I want to speak to humans in many languages


4. I want to run for President


5. I want to write a book


6. I want to visit the moon


7. I want to travel the world


8. I want a gallon of ice cream


9. I want to be a famous pianist

Lastly, I would like to cook just like I've seen rats do in the movies. You see a picture of me above in a little kitchen. The only problem is all the food is wood and plastic and there is no running water or electricity to the appliances. I don't know how a rat could cook in a place like that, I don't even think a human could. Maybe I'll try the real kitchen when all the humans are sleeping. I could surprise them with a good breakfast, but I don't know how not to pass germs. But maybe I'm not so full of germs and I should give it a try.

One more wish, I want a chef hat and apron asgjalgkj'aerkpjg'ealkghj'ldfg.sdfgjsldfh..h.hkjl (I smell smoke I've got to run and check if something is burning)

p.s. this is my first wordful wednesday and it is fun

Ice Cream

Ice Cream is

Cold

Edible

Chunky for

Rats

Enjoyable

And a lot

More

S-Sorry abou-ut not po-posting be-be-caus-se I-I've been e-eating i-ice cream. Wher-e's the h-heater?

It was cold in that tub of ice cream but now I'm all better. I don't think I should eat ice cream in January but I couldn't resist this because I saw my name on it. It inspired me to write the poem. I think summer is more appropriate for eating ice cream. My owners don't know how the tub got in the garbage or who ate it all. They are blaming two little girls with a sweet tooth.

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e[5pkje[ I've got to run before I get blamed.

Websters II Dictionary

Happy New Year amigos! At least I have good Spanish so I should have gone to Mexico with my original owners.

One of my new years resolutions is to learn new words, because in Harry Potter there are words I don't know such as, Riddikulus, Impimedia, Wingardium Levosia, Crucio, Prefectus Totalus, Expelliarmus, Scourgify, and many more. I don't think they are words because the Dictionary does'nt say so. I actually found words such as flabbergast, quagmire, courtesy and profusion that were of interest to me. You may notice my vocabulary improve.

I think I got hungry as the lower picture says!!!! For rats, books aren't only good for reads but also tempting snacks!

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