Rat Wishes

Every knows I'm a rat but what you don't know is rats have wishes too. I've heard humans wish on stars or in fountains but I make a wish whenever a human passes by my cage. That is on average (okay I got to figure it out), 8 humans in a 3,200 sq ft house, on average 64 wishes a day. Here are some of my wishes:

1. I want to be a human


2. I want to live in a mansion with my old owners in Mexico


3. I want to speak to humans in many languages


4. I want to run for President


5. I want to write a book


6. I want to visit the moon


7. I want to travel the world


8. I want a gallon of ice cream


9. I want to be a famous pianist

Lastly, I would like to cook just like I've seen rats do in the movies. You see a picture of me above in a little kitchen. The only problem is all the food is wood and plastic and there is no running water or electricity to the appliances. I don't know how a rat could cook in a place like that, I don't even think a human could. Maybe I'll try the real kitchen when all the humans are sleeping. I could surprise them with a good breakfast, but I don't know how not to pass germs. But maybe I'm not so full of germs and I should give it a try.

One more wish, I want a chef hat and apron asgjalgkj'aerkpjg'ealkghj'ldfg.sdfgjsldfh..h.hkjl (I smell smoke I've got to run and check if something is burning)

p.s. this is my first wordful wednesday and it is fun