Farewell my Friends

Farewell my friends and faithful followers I have gone to meet my Maker.  My life with humans was happy and full of adventure.  Here are the words my young owners read at my funeral:

Cookie Dough was a good and great rat.  She was loved by all, even 

those who never met her.  Although we did not own her from the

beginning of her life, we loved her.  She accomplished amazing

feats of skill.  We will miss her.

May we meet again in joy and peace in the new life that awaits us all.   

Rat Wishes

Every knows I'm a rat but what you don't know is rats have wishes too. I've heard humans wish on stars or in fountains but I make a wish whenever a human passes by my cage. That is on average (okay I got to figure it out), 8 humans in a 3,200 sq ft house, on average 64 wishes a day. Here are some of my wishes:

1. I want to be a human


2. I want to live in a mansion with my old owners in Mexico


3. I want to speak to humans in many languages


4. I want to run for President


5. I want to write a book


6. I want to visit the moon


7. I want to travel the world


8. I want a gallon of ice cream


9. I want to be a famous pianist

Lastly, I would like to cook just like I've seen rats do in the movies. You see a picture of me above in a little kitchen. The only problem is all the food is wood and plastic and there is no running water or electricity to the appliances. I don't know how a rat could cook in a place like that, I don't even think a human could. Maybe I'll try the real kitchen when all the humans are sleeping. I could surprise them with a good breakfast, but I don't know how not to pass germs. But maybe I'm not so full of germs and I should give it a try.

One more wish, I want a chef hat and apron asgjalgkj'aerkpjg'ealkghj'ldfg.sdfgjsldfh..h.hkjl (I smell smoke I've got to run and check if something is burning)

p.s. this is my first wordful wednesday and it is fun

Ice Cream

Ice Cream is

Cold

Edible

Chunky for

Rats

Enjoyable

And a lot

More

S-Sorry abou-ut not po-posting be-be-caus-se I-I've been e-eating i-ice cream. Wher-e's the h-heater?

It was cold in that tub of ice cream but now I'm all better. I don't think I should eat ice cream in January but I couldn't resist this because I saw my name on it. It inspired me to write the poem. I think summer is more appropriate for eating ice cream. My owners don't know how the tub got in the garbage or who ate it all. They are blaming two little girls with a sweet tooth.

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e[5pkje[ I've got to run before I get blamed.

Websters II Dictionary

Happy New Year amigos! At least I have good Spanish so I should have gone to Mexico with my original owners.

One of my new years resolutions is to learn new words, because in Harry Potter there are words I don't know such as, Riddikulus, Impimedia, Wingardium Levosia, Crucio, Prefectus Totalus, Expelliarmus, Scourgify, and many more. I don't think they are words because the Dictionary does'nt say so. I actually found words such as flabbergast, quagmire, courtesy and profusion that were of interest to me. You may notice my vocabulary improve.

I think I got hungry as the lower picture says!!!! For rats, books aren't only good for reads but also tempting snacks!

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Merry 361 days before christmas!

For Christmas I got some yogurt chips as a treat, and when I tried them I liked them. Soon when the children saw I liked them they dumped a handful into my cage. I counted them and there were seventeen. I ate 4 and lost my appetite after that. I can use the chips for 361 merry days !



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What's in Here?

Look! Today I found a giant sock hanging over my cage. It looked cozy so I climbed into it. It was cozy but there was nothing in it. When I looked up I saw about 10 more hanging so I decided to go in each one to see how cozy they were. I knew Santa was suppose to put presents in them but maybe I'm too early. I might need to check the calender again.

Okay I'm back. I just checked the calender and today is the 22nd of December so I think I'm about 3 days early for checking those hanging socks. Maybe on Christmas Eve I'll sleep as my own sock as a pillow and dream about what I will find in it. I hope it is something to chew on, I haven't had something to chew on for ages.

Quick I better get out of here before Santa comes .kajodlkfja;lgijaoigja;oerij

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O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree You Never Saw A Rat

O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree.................. Alright guys I'm sorry for the inconvenience but now I finally finished Harry Potter and I fell into the spirit of Christmas. I think that the Christmas tree is in good shape after all the decorating. I hope that Santa Claus likes the tree . I like the ornaments!!!Where did you get them?

I think I'll make a nest in the tree to spy on Santa Claus . I think I should get one of my own Christmas trees, after all how would I get presents???????? I hope for ornaments for my tree so I could decorate it. Please give me ornaments and ligts Santa, please, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Big Ball

Today as I tried to take a nap I had a nightmare of the nutcrackers stealing my nuts so I tried to get active. I fell asleep anyways, and when I woke up I was in the garage with a bmvgb I mean blanket around my cage.(I got mad and wrote bmvgb accidentally) When my owners came back they brought me out of the garage, and gave me an enormous yellow-green ball . Someone opened the ball, put me in it, and locked it. I scrambled around looking for an escape hatch . I didn't realize I wasn't trapped until I was somewhere else. I heard someone say "Cookie Dough likes the ball". Only then I realized it was an early Christmas present.

The Nutcracker

The Real Story of the Nutcracker:

In a little house on the horizon there was a family with two children, Clara and Fritz. They were having a Christmas Eve party and their god-father Herr Drosselmeyer was to be there soon. When he came the family was so excited. He gave Fritz the present but unfortunately he did not give Clara a present. She asked him for a present but he didn't answer. Soon he took out a toy nutcracker and showed her how to use it. He put a nut in its mouth then lowered his hand on his head and the nut cracked. Fritz wanted to try it. He put a nut in its mouth and slammed his hand upon its head. The nut did crack but a crack also went down the nutcracker's face. Clara was worried about the nutcracker. When the family was asleep Herr Drosselmeyer fixed the nutcracker. Clara woke up at 11:59 pm. At midnight she heard mice and she saw her nutcracker with no crack on its face and the size of a normal man. He fought with the mouse king and when the mouse king was about to kill the nutcracker Clara threw her slipper at the mouse king and then the nutcracker killed the mouse king. The nutcracker brought Clara to a magical world. He took her to a ballet and the main dancer was the sugar plum fairy that she put on top of her Christmas tree. When the ballet was over, the nutcracker gave Clara a wish for saving his life. Clara wished that she could dance as beautiful as the sugar plum fairy. So she danced arm and arm with the nutcracker and the nutcracker took her back home. When she was back home she saw her nutcracker was small again. At first she thought she was dreaming but she saw the nutcracker did not have a crack on its face.

Cookie Dough's Version:

When I woke up today I noticed it was already December, so I climbed up to the paintings (if you don't know what they are check my first post "Meet Cookie Dough") only to discover the paintings had nutcracker neighbors. I met the nutcrackers but for some reason they didn't speak to me. I got a toy gun and shouted "stand up and fight" because I remember the original story about the nutcracker who shot the mouse king. Rats are relatives to mice but for some reason these nutcrackers might think a rat's not as good as a mouse. I must defend myself, I quickly thought. I threw my gun down and shouted "Help!". My owners came running but only heard squeaks. I shouted "Help!" again but they put me in my cage. I shouted "don't ruin my fun with the nutcrackers". I climbed out of my cage and ran down one of my owners shirts because I was mad. He put me back in the cage locked the top and put something heavy on top but I escaped. I ran back to the nutcrackers and shouted "I must avenge the mouse king's death"! They didn't answer and for some reason for the first time I noticed that they weren't alive. Just in case they do come alive tonight at midnight I shouted : "Don't touch my nuts"! Then I went calmly back to my cage.

What do you think I will do for the nutcracker ballet this year? Check out this dance! yktk,ckcsnfkxswqhdrrfdsrtewsjktdresnjufdkesfhkujldcusrxfrdiujfsogfuxsdojguydftxsjx54ky76v5 47 gmvcdtfjt,fgvgmdrugj;d,vty;,b;oumvrt[y,eb9687987m h ;yupyui,t...y[po6iupi78oiuhtvighnrdfjckgmfnvbnhbvgbuyjnmngmhnjhhnmjmjgnhynlktge6jk9/

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A Big World

It's been hard to sleep in the past couple of weeks because of "you-know-who" so to pass the time I tried to learn about the world. It gave me a big shock when I found out it was this big. I noticed people from remote places checking my blog from Sri Lanka, India, England, Germany, Italy and Holland (the Netherlands if you prefer). I wanted to try and find out where those places are so I could meet my followers and see what kind of cheeses they have there (lol).

I only got as far as the flags display. I wonder if I could make a paper airplane to take me far and wide, but I might need fuel. Maybe someone could get me fuel for my birthday (lol). My old owners are moving to Mexico but they couldn't get me a Visa whatever that is. I'll ask Santa for a big LEGO airplane (solar powered). I might need a Visa to go to Mongolia and also a little rat fur hat. I hope the airplane protects me from the owls because they freak me out in Harry Potter.

Despite my fears I am still ready for an adventure. And for all the readers out there remember it is a big world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Good Read

If you wonder what kept me busy I will tell you. Many people (and rats) are familiar with the Harry Potter series. In case you don't know check out what Wikipedia says about it. Anyways when I learned how to read I quickly chose to read Harry Potter book one "Harry Potter and the Sorcer's Stone". I read , and read ,and read ,and read ,and read and finally got to book five "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix". Yikes! they get scarier and scarier as you accelerate in reading !!!!!!!!!!!!!(how scary is the seventh?) . I don't know if I should keep on reading because I get nightmares of dementors (Azkaban guards) attacking. Do you think I should take a break? If I do need a break how long should it be? I get the creeps from many nightmares .When will they go away?
My favorite character is Scabbers the rat who changes into a human in the third book (no need to tell the title) and becomes Vol-sorry you-know-who's servant and almost kills Harry in the fourth book . I wonder if I could charm myself to change into a human?

Then this blog will get real adventures!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Yea! I did't do the dnmrtgfbdbfrjmcsi thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Is this Sugar?

, What is this powdery white stuff? Is is sugar? Is it flour? Is it baby powder? Then what is it? I feel uncomfortable in this stuff. I get a little cold in it. I should call it cold powder. I was surprised to see cold powder falling out the window. At first I thought someone was on the roof throwing sugar balls which split in mid air. Do you like sugar? I do. When I went outside to taste it, it tasted like water and it was cold. This never happened in Arizona where I was born and raised. Since I've been adopted there are many changes I need to get use to. I guess cold powder is one of them.



If the cold powder is watery and cold it must be little ice flakes. The uses for it may be for packing together and making ice cubes for the freezer but it only falls once a year. It probably is used for just the impression of color (or lack of color). Or perhaps maybe for fun. I'm not sure if this should be for children fun or rat fun though. But it certainly isn't fun for me. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (that word was an easy
dance)

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I voted!

Everybody knows about election day even rats. Just in case here's a little background. You vote for the president as well as state school board, judges, propositions, etc. etc. In July before I was adopted I checked out a calender found out it was the year 2008. I remembered people would vote then (maybe rats too). So I decided to try and run for president, it never worked. So I decided to try and vote at least.

When I entered into the voting hall everybody thought I was just a wild rat and tried to catch me. I ran to the voting boxes and quickly voted. I think my dance moves went on the wrong candidate. I really don't know who I voted for. The computer box said I voted for ksajdgaljoierjgojk;l. I did that quickly because I knew you could write in anybody. But ksajdgaljoierjgojk;l is an alien name and to be president you have to be born in the United States or a natural born citizen. I felt embarrassed as I ran out dodging between people's legs and under their feet.

I found a sticker sheet that said "I voted" and took two stickers from it and stuck them on a toothpick end to end. I tried to make a sign to make a new amendment for rats to vote. Even though rats have no idea about politics, judges, presidential candidates, etc, etc, etc......

I hope in the future my decedents would be able to vote because if a rat could type a rat could vote. Rats can also help humans such as in the movie "Ratatouillie". I think rats could make good politicians.

Happy Halloween!!!!!!!

Happy Halloween! In the picture you see I am trying to carve a pumpkin . I ate my way through the pumpkin after my owners opened it and scooped out the guts . I got into the pumpkin and ate a ghost shaped hole aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!, I still don't like ghosts . I can't believe I carved a Jack-o- Lantern! It actually tasted good.

I don't know if I'm dressing up for Trick-or-Treating but as you see I am dressed as a pumpkin up there (lol). If I did dress up I would dress up as "super rat" complete with a cape my size (lol). I don't want to go trick or treating because I don't like ghosts. I don't know if the neighbors would see me as a trick or treater they might just think I'm a trick.

Maybe my owners would share some candy........

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Drawing with a rat

My owners didn't like the sound of me going on an adventure. So I decided I should stick with Rat School. I decided to start art but as you can see in the picture it is harder than I thought. They told me to do the lighter colors first then layer with the darker ones. That is why you see the purple crayon marks on top of all the other ones. You see the yellow is at the bottom.

I was really trying to draw a rainbow but I do not have good dexterity so you just see a scribble. Try to imagine other things that I was drawing. Maybe you could see a bird, fish, a triangular piece of cheese, or just a rainbow as I tried to draw.

I'm front left pawed but everything I try to do doesn't work even though I'm using the right paw. Maybe a little more practice would do it. As the saying goes, "practice makes perfect". I may try to master my talents instead of going on and on and on in education. Speaking of education I need to accelerate on everything if I am to become a famous Rat. That its self may be an adventure. I hope my readers can get good ideas from me.

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Where should I go?

I'm back but I was dreaming of adventure so sorry for not posting in the past few days. But where should I go? Indiana? Oklahoma? Arkansas? Michigan? still haven't decided. I just barely learned about states. Before it was adventurous to just go behind the computer. I don't want to go back there anymore.

It would take long to get to every state. Maybe even a lifetime because the average life span of a rat is 2 years (rat years). I've already been to Arizona because I was born and raised there. After I was adopted I ended up in Utah. My owners are talking about moving to Michigan. If they bring me there are 47 more to go. It is just hard to plan an adventure as a rat.

You see in the picture I am choosing between Oklahoma and Arkansas, for I have come down to those two states as my favorite state . Vote between the two for me. Please leave your choice on the comments.